I'm sure this is NOT the place to repost and pass around endless jokes, tastless or otherwise but it seems like the ideal venue for Rural Humor whether real or fanciful, tall tale or annecdote, personal or remotely observed. Of course there should be some guidelines as to Mo's (how do yo spell Mohammed?) desires as to level, i.e. G, PG, PG 13, or suitable for a church picnic in mixed company (potentially limiting but an interesting challenge).
I'll venture this: A farmer had a mule for sale sign up by the road and a fella stops to inquire about the price of the mule. Farmer says, " $10 as the mule, he don't look so good." The guy immediately bought what seemed to him to be a prime example of the breed but came back the next day complaining the mule had walked into the barn door breaking a hinge and injuring its head before stepping on his wife's foot. Guy says, "sir, that mule is blind!" Farmer says, "yup, I told you that mule didn't look so good."
OR... Maybe the farmer sold his cow promising it would give just a squint less than 4 gallons of milk a day. The buyer is back 3 days later saying he never got more than a gallon a day to which the seller replied, "yup." Buyer asks, "just how much is a SQUINT, anyway?" The seller says, "seems like about 3 gallons."
I'm sure folks can certainly do better than these poor attempts to prime the rural humor pump.
Pat