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[Pat]

Egon, 12 inch Bowie knife? How archaic. With the advent and widespread use of cordless power tools such primitive measures are no longer required.

Right! Recall such things as keep the victim calm, no exertion etc. This, along with the advice to seek prompt medical attention.

OK, so assume I'm back in the S-E corner of my property, 1/2 mile or more from any road and I get bit. So, do I lay down and stay calm while waiting to see if I die or do I hike 3/4 mile to a phone and call for an ambulance that is 25 miles away and then drive to meet it to minimize the time required to make contact? Depersonalizing this a bit, the kernel I am trying to tease out is that the advice, most commonly given, is potentially contradictory. 1. Keep victim calm, still, etc. 2. Expedite victim to available medical assistance.

If you are alone does this mean walk slow toward medical assistance, transport, or communications? HMMMM...

Did you hear about the snake that was so poor (HOW POOR WAS HE???) He was so poor that he didn't have a pit to hiss in.

Last week in a dimly lit corner of my mom's garage a small snake about 16-18 inches in length got cranky with me, hissing and repetitively striking. Unfortunately due to poor lighting and his agitated state, I couldn't see his eyes well and he was making himself look viperish, so I stepped on his head quite forcefully and to my dismay when I took his lifeless form out into the light he was NOT a poisonous variety.

Typically, I can readily ID a snake as poisonous/non-poisonous due to limited variety of poisonous snakes hereabouts: various rattlers, copperhead, water moccasin/cottonmouth. A couple days ago when I drive my tractor to the barn to R&R the sickle bar mower with the brush hog there was a 3 1/2 -4 ft black snake with a racing stripe sunning in the south entry. He immediately went and hid under the brush hog. I ignored him until after attaching the brush hog and then raised it up and couldn't see him so I guess he left before or while I was hooking up. Given the number of mice and either real large mice or small rats that I saw while brush hogging I can see how he grew to that size. The pasture is a target rich environment.

Patrick

[njrqs]

Hey, don't make fun of the land "Down Under" or as the Monty Python troupe put it, "the land of sunshine and sharks."

I hadn't heard that one !!!

yes we do appears to have some dodgy snakes.

I have seen 6 since we moved in here 2 years ago.

The biggest was last week and it scared the *876&*) out of me as it was way too close for comfort !!

Cheers

[Pat]

Neil, John Cleese and Co. (Monty Python) did a sketch portraying themselves as Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce, from the Philosophy Dept. of Walamalu University (Australia). They maligned virtually every western philosopher of note from Emanuel Kant (who was a real p--s ant), David Hume (who could out consume...) Rene deCartes who was a drunken fart who said, "I drink, therefore I am.) and on and on. You need to hear it, it ranks right up there with the "Lumberjack Song."

I have yet to personally positively ID a poisonus snake on my property (160+ ac). My neighbors have all had incidents with copperhead, water moccasin, pigmy rattler, diamond back rattler but with the exception of the one I may have shot with an imperfect ID, I haven't seen one. Just luck, I'm sure I'll cross paths with them in time.

To date I have tried to kill 2 snakes on the place. One was in a pond headed straight (well his average course was straight) for my wife on the bank and I was armed. I think the 4th shot may have connected, he went down. I was NOT impressed with my shooting. I need some coaching and practice to work on my accuracy with my baby Glock in .45 cal. With my Colt .45 Gold Cup National Match I would have had him 2 out of three shots at that range but I am NOT good with the baby Glock but the Colt is too big for summer time concealed carry. I now carry a second magazine loaded with shot shells which I use in the "bush". Super fine aim is not required. The other snake was acting really aggressively and I couldn't see him real well in the dim light so I stepped on his head rather forcefully.

My preferred snake policy is to ID them as poisonous or non-poisonous and if of interest to me, catch the non-poisonous ones for inspection or show and tell. Poisonous snakes that I come across on my property when I have the means to safely dispatch them are destroyed. I do not seek them out or try to elliminate them. I don't try to run over snakes on the road. Maybe I am inconsistent and illogical but that is my policy on my land. I don't go looking for them but if we cross paths AND they are poisonous AND I can do it safely, they are dead.

From what I see on TV (Irwin et al), you have so very many more snakes that are so much more dangerous than we have.

Good luck staying clear of troubles,

Patrick