OK, it’s here. After the removal of yet another Eastern Rat snake from the chicken coop last night, Mr & Mrs Jazz are pleased to announce the Great 2006 Snake Lottery. All you need do is guess how many snakes we wind up removing from the coop. The contest and count will end November 1. The person who is closest to the actual number of snakes removed will win the following fabulous prizes: Grand prize, your name listed as the winner. Second prize, a large supply of snake skin, suitable for the manufacture of belts, handbags, shoes and the like. (This is based on the assumption that our practice of transporting the snakes becomes too tedious.) Third place, a hearty ‘thank you’ and an e-handshake for participating in the lotto.
Now for the disclaimer: This lottery is in violation of nearly all state and provincial laws in North America. CountryByNet claims no affiliation with this lottery. Even the name lottery is offensive to many, and therefore should be viewed as only the fun with which it is intended. For more information on the odds of winning, consult your nearest oracle. This contest is open only to those 18 months and older. No purchase is required. Not responsible for lost entries or typographical errors. Contest ends 11/1/06.
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