Last night I stopped by my gmail account and was pleased to find that MRS SUSAN SHABANGU sent me greetings from Tobago. She is the mother of three and the Deputy Minister of Minerals and Energy fo the Republic of South Africa. She has just inherited $79 million but is not allowed to keep it herself due to her political status.

Anyway, I probably will be able to help. The first thing that came to mind was all of that unused space on my 10 acre parcel in central California: A Water Magnetism spiritual retreat!

We've established the beneficial qualities of attacking water with magnetic forces, and we have also established that aliens have taken over California in general. A retreat seems to be a perfect melding of all those factors.

Everyone on TBN and CBN will be given complementary day passes and an invitation to hear a seminar about the healing qualities of hydromag (c) high colonics.

Can't wait to get this going!