5 string, I too enjoy exaggeration. I was passenger in a nearly parked Yugo that wa hit by a bicycle doing about 20mph. Really messed up the forks, front wheel, and rider but hardly scratched the Yugo. Impact was mainly front left wheel with bike and fender for rider. Incidently, rider was riding on the street and some Navy personnel wearing reflective vests and displaying a stop sign were standing in the middle of the street to stop traffic so we could leave the Government installation safely. The clever cyclist went up on the curb to "pretend" he was pedestrian (20 mph, head down, pumping for all he was worth (emphasis on head down). The cyclist tried to get the Yugo driver to pay for his damages and "injuries."
Kelley BB said it as well when I compared resale values of KIA and Subaru.
I've at least temporarily removed KIA from list of candidates and added the GMC Envoy (a much nicer transformer toy than the Avalanche.
Pat