CJDAVE, I like the chain monkey story. Some flatlanders do know about chains and about driving in the slick with or without chains. When I was stationed at that most romantic SAC base, Minot (Why not MInot?) ND, I used to be entertained and amused by the dependents (wives and kids of service personel) who hailed from the south and had no clue how to drive (or walk) on ice.
Several times each winter when in town (Minot) which is in a river valley there would be a traffic jam at the foot of the moderate incline where you left the valley for the plains. This traffic snarl was virtually always southern belles and others ignorant of winter driving techniques who when they didn't go up the hill when depressing the gas pedal, press it more and then slide backwards down hill into the folks behind or onto the shoulder.
I have had to drive as many as three cars up the hill till the highway flattened out to clear a path so I could drive up and out. Chains were not all that popular. I didn't have 4 wheel drive but I did have a VW Variant wagon with rear engine and limited slip part of my tour up there in the frozen north (AKA Baja Canada) I made it through 2 winters driving a moderately warmed over Sunbeam Tiger capable of 165 MPH with not a single scratch or getting stuck sceanario. You just have to use your head and anticipate. The car will act like an air hockey puck if you ever break traction so you have to shift/clutch, accelerate/decelerate, and turn smoothly. It also helps to assume the other guy will lose control at any random moment and do something dumb like lock his brakes and slide through an intersection.
Even folks who do pretty well have trouble on a banked curve when it is so slippery you need to maintain enough speed to keep from sliding down hill off the pavement. (Good ole centrifugal force, in moderation)
The most I ever used chains was around Big Bear, ArrowHead, Running Springs area of the mountains of SOCAL.
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